In Virginia, a man was arrested for theft after they found his fingerprints on a orange juice container.
The man, apparently, would rob a house and then raid their fridge. Finally the police got their big break in the case after finding the orange juice container and the reminisce of a chicken. (Wait wait wait. lets get this straight, "a chicken". That implies he ate an entire chicken at someones house.)
Now here comes the funny part: "Harrison says police also recovered some of the 78 bags of popcorn also reported stolen when they went to Wood's home to arrest him."
78 BAGS OF POPCORN!!! Why in the world would anyone steal 78 bags of popcorn?!?!?! That is completely insane by any one's standards.
Just a little tid-bit to light up your day. :)
Sunday, November 16, 2008
Hush-hush Injury For $5
Okay ready? Get this! Just the other day, a kid down in Florida was arguing with his mom because he refused to take his meds.
The boy soon stormed off to another house where he began striking at a tree with a SAW. The mom finally caught up to her son, authorities say he hit her in the head with a SAW. The boy freaked out and offered his mom a $5 bill not to call the cops. The saw left minor lacerations on the woman and her son is facing an aggravated battery charge!
Now personally, I think the son is crazy. The whole thing is making me wonder what type of medication he was avoiding. Sounds to me like Concerta or Riddlin, or at least those are what I would be prescribing to this adolescent.
The boy soon stormed off to another house where he began striking at a tree with a SAW. The mom finally caught up to her son, authorities say he hit her in the head with a SAW. The boy freaked out and offered his mom a $5 bill not to call the cops. The saw left minor lacerations on the woman and her son is facing an aggravated battery charge!
Now personally, I think the son is crazy. The whole thing is making me wonder what type of medication he was avoiding. Sounds to me like Concerta or Riddlin, or at least those are what I would be prescribing to this adolescent.
Lack Of Attention
Oh deary me!
Life.... well, its very crazy. It can hard to remember things, as most of you may know and I myself am no exeption to this large loss of memory.
Homework, for me, is horrid. I always forget to do it and when I remember to do my homework, I forget to turn it in! I always feel like a ditz. Then I wonder if this problem happens toother people, and I'm pretty sure it's safe to assume that it does. Crazy things happen, memory fades, and thankfully we have very NICE and WONDERFUL teachers that forgive us. :)
Life.... well, its very crazy. It can hard to remember things, as most of you may know and I myself am no exeption to this large loss of memory.
Homework, for me, is horrid. I always forget to do it and when I remember to do my homework, I forget to turn it in! I always feel like a ditz. Then I wonder if this problem happens toother people, and I'm pretty sure it's safe to assume that it does. Crazy things happen, memory fades, and thankfully we have very NICE and WONDERFUL teachers that forgive us. :)
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